lieutenantbites:

*opens inspect element on a webpage* Ive accessed the mainframe

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

scamdal:

you want more aus? i’ll give you more aus

  • met standing in the reallllllly long queue for the dressing rooms au
  • lifeguards at a summer camp au
  • you’ve been playing guitar in the hall of the hotel since three in the morning and i came down to tell you to shut the fuck up au
  • the 5 cent hug for charity you offered me on the street really brought out our amazing chemistry au
  • awkward teenage spin the bottle/seven minutes in heaven au
  • dungeons and dragons au
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THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE



I am trying to see things in perspective.
My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter
chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot
have this, because chocolate makes dogs
very sick. My dog does not understand this.
She pouts and wraps herself around my leg
like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me
to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in,
she eventually gives up and lays in the corner,
under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the
universe has my best interest in mind like I have
my dogs. When I want something with my whole
being, and the universe withholds it from me,
I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl.
She thinks this is what she wants, but she
does not understand how it will hurt.

"
THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via fawun)

remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

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Why is Everyone Straight?: A Comprehensive Guide to Diversifying Sexual Identification and Romantic Expression in Your Writing

kaylapocalypse:

I have been thinking about writing this article for a long time. As a queer writer and reader, I see people fretting about this often, but I haven’t found a quick one stop shop post/article that addresses how to approach the inclusion of LGBTQAI+ characters from the perspective of someone from outside the community. So, like my article about writing POC, I’m going to do my best with this subject as well. I hope it helps everyone. And if you see anything here that you would like to contest or anything that you want to add, feel free to contact me about it so I can discuss it with you and hopefully change/edit the masterpost for the better. Also, my apologies for being so general. I’ve tried to link to sources that specify certain things I’ve said. So, Please Please Please click the links.
Also, I’m working on purging cissexism from my language, but I fuck up sometimes, so if you see it let me know and I’ll fix it.

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Whether you like it or not, everyone is not straight. Everyone is not a boy or a girl. And everyone is not sexual. Though that may be upsetting or confusing to hear at first—like learning the earth is round and that carrots used to be purple—this is an inescapable fact that cannot be out shouted, run away from, or cried out of existence. 

As writers, we have a duty to consider how the spectrum of humanity appears in our writing. A part of that includes taking a long look at how people relate to each other, what kind of people exist and how common they are. 

And I am going to say this: Everyone on earth has met and/or intimately knows someone on the LGBTQAI+ spectrum. Whether they know it or not. This is not a guestimation or hubris, it’s likelihood and probability, numbers with both global culturalization and historical support. 

So for people who are looking to include more LGBTQAI+ characters in their books, Bravo! Here is where to start. I’m going to break this down into “what, “how” and “why” so you can approach writing LGBTQAI+ characters with confidence. Representation is important and we need all the inclusion we can get if we are going to change the fabric of our media for the better. 

1. WHAT:

LGBTQAI+ or GRSM (personally I like GRSM): Gender, Sexual, and Romantic Minority(s). 

In general, for writing purposes all of this stuff can be broken down into three categories:

  • Sexual Identity
  • Gender
  • Romantic Expression…

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laughterkey:

missmollypond:

GUYS GUYS GUYS

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY WAS LITERALLY WRITTEN BY A FEMALE ROCKET SCIENTIST

SHE’S THE FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WRITE A MARVEL MOVIE

WHY IS THIS NOT GETTING TALKED ABOUT

I did not realize this. This is good.

megamadridista4life:

Over the Garden Wall - Behind the Scenes

Here are behind the scenes of a new show that will air on Cartoon Network in fall 2014. The series is created by Patrick McHale.

greenwithenby:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

The only shame he feels is the shame of being caught

Is that a registered service pokemon!?

greenwithenby:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

The only shame he feels is the shame of being caught

Is that a registered service pokemon!?

smurflewis:

so this happened

smurflewis:

so this happened

lildarkvixen:

"you can’t ship that, that character has canon interaction with the opposite sex"

el-chupa-cabra:

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